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TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD ON "TAKE OUR DAUGHTERS TO
WORK" DAY
10. "Over-ruled, Mr. Shapiro -- Ms. Clark's daughter may conduct
the cross-examination"
9. "...And over there is the mud we wrestle in"
8. "Who would have guessed that Richard Simmons had a daughter?"
7. Insert your own Woody Allen joke here
6. "Let me get this straight...now Chelsea's in charge?"
5. "Hurry up, sweetie. Just cock the hammer and fire at the bad guy"
4. "Okay, the final score is Mets daughters 8, Mets 0"
3. "Judge Ito, your daughter has such a lovely beard"
2. "I can't believe Letterman made all his kids put on that
horrible clown makeup"
1. "I don't wanna go to CBS! I wanna go home!"
Letterman, Thursday, April 27, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995